I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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