If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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