wake up i wanna do it froggy style
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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