Don't you send me to vm
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
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Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
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Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
where are my eyebrows?
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