Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
She made me pour olive oil on her.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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