Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
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After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I deserve to be covered in dicks
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
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It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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