Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
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If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
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Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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