If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
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Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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