Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
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Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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