How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
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I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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