my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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