It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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