Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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