i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
are you so shy because you have an std?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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