youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
My vagina just clenched in fear
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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