like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
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That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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