wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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