I can't watch pbs sober anymore
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
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The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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