dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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