I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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