Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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