so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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