Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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