he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
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i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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