Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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