direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
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In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
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Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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