is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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