I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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