A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
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You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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