I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
