I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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