I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
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Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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