Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
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Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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