Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
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So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
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I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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