a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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