I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
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Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
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You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
The feeling are messing with the penis
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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