I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
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you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
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This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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