Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
it's great music for shaving your balls
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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