I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Betty ford says i'm here all night
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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