went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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