fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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