That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
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The cops high fived after they tackled you
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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