I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
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He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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