Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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