This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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