You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
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I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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