You surviving the open bar?
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i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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