I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down