My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.