Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
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The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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