yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
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Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
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Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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