At least make sure they are 18
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
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Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?