So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.