I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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