To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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