is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
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Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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