Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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