So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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